{"product_id":"assholes-live-forever-stop-being-a-fucking-moron-there-is-no-invisible-mana-in-the-sky","title":"Assholes Live Forever Stop Being A Fucking Moron There Is No Invisible Mana In The Sky","description":" \u003ch2\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Merchize","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43056420651094,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43056420683862,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43056420716630,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43056420749398,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056420782166,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43056420814934,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43056420847702,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43056420880470,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43056420913238,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056420946006,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43056420978774,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43056421011542,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43056421044310,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43056421077078,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421109846,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43056421142614,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43056421175382,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43056421208150,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43056421240918,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421273686,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43056421306454,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43056421339222,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43056421371990,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43056421404758,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421437526,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ S","offer_id":43056421470294,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ M","offer_id":43056421503062,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ L","offer_id":43056421535830,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43056421568598,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421601366,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43056421634134,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43056421666902,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43056421699670,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43056421732438,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421765206,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43056421797974,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43056421830742,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43056421863510,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43056421896278,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056421929046,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":43056421961814,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":43056421994582,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":43056422027350,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43056422060118,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422092886,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43056422125654,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43056422158422,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43056422191190,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43056422223958,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422256726,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43056422289494,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43056422322262,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43056422355030,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43056422387798,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422420566,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43056422453334,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43056422486102,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43056422518870,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43056422551638,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422584406,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43056422617174,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43056422649942,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43056422682710,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43056422715478,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422748246,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ S","offer_id":43056422781014,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ M","offer_id":43056422813782,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ L","offer_id":43056422846550,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43056422879318,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056422912086,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43056422944854,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43056422977622,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43056423010390,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43056423043158,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056423075926,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43056423108694,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43056423141462,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43056423174230,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43056423206998,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056423239766,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":43056423272534,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":43056423305302,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":43056423338070,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":43056423370838,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43056423403606,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2864\/0086\/files\/download_363db087-f825-4e04-8f30-faba79df0e51.jpg?v=1757398549","url":"https:\/\/wwnd1u-xd.myshopify.com\/products\/assholes-live-forever-stop-being-a-fucking-moron-there-is-no-invisible-mana-in-the-sky","provider":"Printify Masters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}